Ava Labs HR

During his first week, our cleaning contractor @Investorsaurus2 has reported multiple incidents of misconduct: derogatory nicknames, dorito crumbs planted in his bag, and adhesive notes applied without consent.

The identified cause: absence of...

The Avax Summit Survey results are in…
We asked for location and venue recs from the team.

Some of the suggestions: Burning Man, The basement??, Wyoming, Mount Everest basecamp.

We are at a loss for words. You can do better, guys.

Where should we actually book this?

Happy Friday! Team’s putting in the usual order from @luigidemeo's pizzeria. Drop your order below 👇

Do not go to the basement.

🚨 Parking Lot Notice 🚨

There is a white Subaru in the lot that appears to be one oil change away from collapse, with the words “cut it off” spray-painted across the side. HR has reviewed the situation and determined the vehicle is not aligned with workplace standards. Whoever owns this… Please get a new car.

We are hiring! 🔺

Director of office vibes
Event planner
Barista
Crime department intern
Cleaning guy

Who should we hire? ⬇

Free doritos and coffee! 🔺☕️

We are pleased to announce the addition of free doritos and coffee for all or employees at HQ.

Get your fix at the new display in the break room

We would like to remind everyone of a key aspect of workplace etiquette here at HQ. Specifically:

🚫🐟Please refrain from heating fish in the break room microwave.

While we appreciate individual lunch preferences, microwaving fish creates a lingering odor that affects the shared environment for hours, and in some cases,...