Blake Sword

Fuck the bears.

I always hit on the girls who tell me im insensitive when I make jokes because they actually get me.

Told my wife arena goin up and she put HTF chart in my face. wtf do women always wanna bring up the past.

Practicing my retard face to look at people as equals.

Why it always look like birds had a load blown in their ass right before they decided to shit on your windshield.

Kinda wild that companies have fire drills for employees. pretty sure most of us will never be in a burning building, but those of us who will prob don’t need to practice going to the closest exit and getting away from it.

I hate when women lecture me bout overloading the washing machine even tho the door still shuts.